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Journal Entry: Mon Jul 21, 2008, 1:57 AM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Holly Hell
  • Reading: Work stuff
  • Watching: One of my cats
  • Playing: Not really
  • Eating: Not for a while
  • Drinking: I'd love to
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:iconjoharasaluki: posted this... and at the end he tagged all those who laughed. And I did. So, lets go on with it.

Me
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. (That is about 162.54 cm. Close to that)
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (During a hangover)
[x] I have many scars. (More than many)
[x] I tan easily. (I am taned!)
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. (Not really, but sooner or later it will turn white)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have a tattoo. (I have four, by the way)
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (But still it is a mess)
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses. (Since I was three... the whole bloody life)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (And spoiling a whole life dedicated to spoil my body? Not a bloody way!)
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.(Does it counts been taken out for a dance by a stranger saying that she wants to dance with me because I'm such a dancer? I guess not)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings. (I've tried two once... and I never will again)
[x] I have piercing in places besides my ears. (Lets say "had")
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x]I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday. (Not a bloody way! I'm scare to death of children!)
[ ] I've lost a child.( No, but I'd like them to be all lost)

School/Work
[x]I'm in school. (I work in one!)
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (In both)
[x] I almost always do my homework. (Almost)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[x] I've been fired. (Thanks God!)

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (Never did)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (And I loved to)
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend. (Friend, girlfriend, mother, sister, you name it!)
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (I've got only two of them... and they're still in my mouth)
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ]I've had chicken pox.
[x] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico. (I live in Mexico!)
[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (Every person who has spent more than a day in Mexico City have gotten lost!)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Maybe as a baby)
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping. (What?)
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (A gallon of beer... and never again!)
[x] I've crashed a car. (More than once)
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. (Messenger counts?)
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x]I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[x] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (The bitch)
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher. (I'm the teacher actually... lets not go futher on this)
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger. (And so much more)
[x] I have kissed a stranger. (Part of the "so much more" on the last question)

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school. (Almost... I was lucky on that)
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[x] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed. (Twice and no more)
[ ]I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[x] I've done hard drugs. (Once and no more)
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (This one doesn´t qualify as a drug!)
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (Sort of)
[ ] I've woken up crying
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying. (This is relative. Dying is a process than can take a lifetime)
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. (Not even if Hell freezes over! Not even one!)
[x]I own an iPod or MP3 player. (A gift. Someone trying to get me into the 21st century)
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (Not a bloody way!)
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic. (From WHERE????)
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun. (Same)
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap. (I own a gap, but I guess this is a different thing)
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay. (I'm not good in Geography. In which ocean that bay is located?)
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie. (I own just what is mine. The so-called Abercrombie, whom ever this guy may be, can keep his own stuff)

Random (I make my living out of randomness)
[x] I can sing well. (At least, I guess so)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (What on Earth for????)
[x] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news. (Not a bloody way!!!)
[x] I don't kill bugs. (Not a bloody way!)
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.(Not as hard as heating. I simply do not listen at them)
[x] I curse regularly. (I BLOODY DO!)
[x] I sing in the shower. (That's what shower is for. Bathtube is for reading... Yes, sure!)
[ ] I am a morning person. (Not a bloody way!)
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (I did. And now I have it in the vibration mode. Don't ask)
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar. (I just like to take some care)
[x] I am a sports fanatic. (Just some sports)
[ ] I twirl my hair. (What for?)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Or green, or purple, or black, or orange...)
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart. (Who the Hell is Martha Stewart?)
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (Not a bloody way!)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly. (I wish. I usually don't have the time for eating before 10 P.M.)
[ ] I believe in ghosts. (I'm a ghost. So many girls had taken me as a death thing that this world is crowed with my widows)
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ]I am really ticklish
[x] I love white chocolate (and purple, and black, and brown, and green, and yellow...)
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates. (Funny thing is that even being good on that, I usually forget them)
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have no idea what the rest of my life wants to do with me)

In the name of... I'm a complete disgrace.
Lets not tag anyone.

:iconminxkitten: has made this wonderful banners out of some of my pics. I´m glad she handled to bring out something so much better and useful than the sole images. Thanks a lot Malin V! :hug: :thanks:


Get it: It is MY fur, not your coat!!!

Long live hard metal rock!
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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 40
  • Current Residence: Mexico City, Hell´s Branch
  • Interests: Photography, Animals, Travel, Statistics
  • Favourite movie: The Mission
  • Favourite band or musician: Many of them
  • Favourite genre of music: Symphonic Metal, Speed Metal, Death Metal, Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Power Metal... METAL!!
  • Favourite artist: John Malkovich and Groucho Marx
  • Favourite poet or writer: Oscar Wilde, George Orwell, Lewis Carroll
  • Favourite photographer: Frans Lanting, Mitsuaki Iwago, Dorothea Lange, Uwe Ommer
  • Favourite style of art: Impresionism
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Still with the CD player and proud of it
  • Shell of choice: Turtle shell, ON THE LIVING TURTLE
  • Wallpaper of choice: Plain wall
  • Skin of choice: Animal skin ON THE LIVING ANIMAL
  • Favourite game: Black Jack
  • Favourite gaming platform: A table with the black jack mantel, of course!
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Pink Panther, Felix the Cat, Chode and Duckman
  • Personal Quote: Any animal has the same right of no suffering and keeping its life that you have.
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon EOS 3000 and some extra accesories

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